Just Kitting! Industrial Services Jokes

Ohio Valley Goodwill takes our commitment to providing the best outsourced kitting service in Cincinnati very seriously, but we also like to have a little fun sometimes. We understand that not all of you may love your jobs as much as we do, so here is a bit of humor to get you through the workday. Three of our favorite industrial services jokes:

The Lightbulb

Two assembly workers are talking.

The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”

The man replies, “And how would you do that?”

The woman says, “Just wait and see.”

She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”

The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”

The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”

The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”

The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

The Permanent Vacation

Q: Why did the person get fired from the Ford plant?

A: They were caught taking a brake!

And finally, This One is a Real Stretch:

Q: What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?

A: Oh snap!